Little Women and the Honda, or “Yo, Ma! Nice Jet.”

26 10 2007

As many of you may know, I have been haunted by a certain gold Honda Accord, given to me by my parents on my 16th birthday, which has refused to rid itself of me. Fortunately, Adam drives it now. This car was the best birthday present I ever received because it was a car. In its earlier days, it smelled nice, had a decent stereo (which blared my very favorites cassettes), and sported pinkish-purple tinted windows. Gradually, things began to deteriorate, beginning with the stereo that apparently wasn’t built to handle Ghetto Cowboy or Strange Fire at full volume. The tinting began to bubble up, so I took a razor blade to the windows in a painful attempt to de-pimpify my car. I succeeded in getting most of it off. I rebelliously smoked cigarettes obtained from the Midtown Market during the final years of my high school career, resulting in several cigarette burns throughout the car. Then, my freshman year in college, a young gentleman caller (whose name will remain undisclosed) threw up hot pink something or other all over the back seat. Unfortunately, the pledges could not scour the fabric enough to rid the car of that mild odor and patches of the seat are still darkened and hard. When my parents gave me the beloved Maxima (the most beautiful car I will ever own in my life, which I totalled just last year–a feat which triggers nausea every time I think about it), my brother inherited the Honda. He drove it back and forth to Texas long enough to let his special blend B.O. permeate the upholstery. My dad was so mad when he brought it home, the back seat submerged in hamburger wrappers, coke cans, and God-knows-what-else, that he forced Philip to wash the seats. This he did. And then he rolled up the windows. The car remained parked in the garage for 2 months or so until the fated ice storm when Dad asked me to crank up the Honda to avoid banging up our other cars. It was then that we discovered a hazy fuzz had covered the steering wheels, the gear shift, the seats, like moss might have grown over Rip Van Winkle. I think my dad cleaned it out that time. So now my beloved husband drives the car, grateful for the transportation and for the space to house his fishing gear and his spray skirt (which smells like B.O. and muddy water).

So what does all of this have to do with Little Women? you might ask. Well, dear reader, I have been reading this didactic novel for class and I have suddenly found myself in much the same predicament as Meg March, the eldest of the sisters, who is always mourning their poverty ( which isn’t really poverty since they have a servant and all). There is one scene in which she goes to a ball or something and wears her best white muslin with flowers. She looks pretty, but all the other girls are swathed in French silks and bound by their corsets. Meg always struggles with her “lack” of finery when she’s in the presence of wealth, but at home, her wardrobe does not look quite so drab while it’s not in direct contrast to Sally’s beautiful things.

Tomorrow morning, my parents are flying into Auburn on a jet. Some friends of theirs who own one and who are also coming in town asked, “You going my way?” and thus, my parents became jet-setters. The catch is, we have to pick all seven of them up from the airport, which means that the Honda will be enlisted as a part of the convoy. I am embarrassed to admit that I am embarrassed by the Honda. I wish I were one of those people who was completely above being defined by the things that they own, but I will be the first to own that I am a bit of a material girl. Lately, I have been haunted by Suze Ormon’s question on Oprah (yes, I know. I am lame, lame, lame), “Who are you trying to impress? You are buying all these things to impress people you don’t even know.” A penetrating truth.

For some reason, my dad is extremely proud of the Honda. I think the car’s sheer endurance has made an impression on him. It’s as though they have survived the teenage years of both me and my brother together. I’ve overheard him say things like, “I drove that thing back and forth to work all the time. Gets great gas mileage. I guess Whitney and Philip don’t need to worry about things like gas mileage.” Then he’ll stick his chest out and proudly declare, “It’s a great little car.” And so it is a great little car. Sensible. Practical. Tough.




3 responses

27 10 2007

OMG….my dad and your dad are the same guy. Every piece of crap car we have ever owned and I have inherited from them or my deceased grandparents my dad will WEAR like some kind of merit badge (“there’s nothing wrong with that car!” he’ll defend gruffly….”It’s a great little car”) There is something interesting to explore there….middle-aged men, their identities wrapped up in the battle-weary machines they have to claim, in the end, when no one else sees their value.

28 10 2007

Hahaha! It is good to see your name here, Lavanda. I think you’re right… there is something interesting about the relationships that fathers have to these “battle weary machines”… perhaps there is some writing here for you 🙂

5 11 2007


Loved the car nostalgia. It brought back memories of my 1969 Rambler, the first car I ever owned. Cost me $250.00. I loved that thing. It got me through senior year in my version of style. It would have been nice if it had had a radio, but I had portable players I carried around. Had to sell it to finance my trip to AU. Sad. I still miss that rusty little piece of iron. Isn’t it strange how cars can be something so important to us that we start to think of them as living things, pets or something, instead of machines built for transportation? Then again, as I think with sadness over several former friends I used to drive, maybe not.

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